Holla, I'm Lorena. 18 & Single.

imorb:

how do snakes have sex

i mean they’re

fuckin

noodles

4 days ago with 119,681 notes

prettyboyshyflizzy:

mangocarta:

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IS THAT YOU

vulgar
  • Redneck Boy: hey there
  • Redneck Girl: I have a cousin

5 days ago with 16,747 notes

lionessroyalty:

FOR THEE FREE
holyshitballsjessicalange:

coming off the internet and getting back to reality like

cumservative:

The most beautiful plumber just left my house. Fixed the pipes, broke my heart.

5 days ago with 6 notes

Anonymous: What's the weirdest thing someone has told you they masturbated with?

lucidnee:

thefemaleofherspecies:

readmyquiet:

rodfanfiction:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

kingjaffejoffer:

promisesinthedark:

kingjaffejoffer:

From women?

Vacuum cleaner handle
Screwdriver
Curling irons
Rat tail combs
Beef hot dogs
Washing machines
Mother’s vibrator
Candles

The most popular answer are pillows. I’ve always wondered how you can grind your bare pussy on a pillow and get it all wet and creamy and then sleep on the bitch afterward. Don’t you have caked up pussy secretions that get all crusty?

I couldn’t put my head on a pillow after jzzing on it

It’s defiled after that. 

"I couldn’t put my head on a pillow after jizzing on it"

lmfaoo. 

Different pillows for different uses. 

So what you saying is you have a special masturbation pillow. 

Do you have that pillow on your bed with the other pillows or do you store it somewhere else.

Just sitting in the corner smelling like pussy. 

I wonder if the other pillows tease it.

"Gary sitting over there looking depressed with pussy crust on his forehead"

**other pillows simultaneously erupt into laughter**

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Man look 😂😂😂😂😂

wtf I shouldn’t be reblogging this.

lucidnee

Lollllll

5 days ago with 3,430 notes

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